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In 20 Years, We'll Have Flying Cars

1923: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars 1943: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars 1963: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars 1983: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars 2003: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars me: uh... guys? 2008: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars me: We have flying cars... 2018: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars me: We still have flying cars... 2038: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars me: Forget this. I'm going for a drive in my flying car 2058: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars me: You tweeted this from your flying car!

Should This Character Be Male or Female?

For months, I've wondered "What's the best way to pick whether a character should be male or female?" This started partially because I knew some feminist writers who wanted more female characters, so it made me wonder what justification I had for making a character male or female. It started partially when people kept asking for superhero movies with female main characters. It started partially because I had a character who was male in the initial idea, but as the character changed more and more, the character eventually turned into a female, but the fact that the character was male or female had nothing to do with the plot, so it made me wonder "How should I decide whether I should make this character male or female?" After looking at various strong female characters and asking various writers their opinions, here are the answers I've formulated so far. How to write a character's gender: 1) Check to see if any part ...

Can't The News Be Better Entertainment?

You know, if news media is just going to be fiction for the sake of entertainment, views, and discussion, I wish it would do a little better with character development and worldbuilding. Also, if the writers aren't going to have strong enough characters to make them unique, I wish they would cut out a few of the more redundant characters. I'm just glad they only have one President character at a time.

It's Not Mark Zuckerberg's Responsibility to Fix All of Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg has recently made it a personal goal to "fix" Facebook. There are a few problems with Facebook that need to be solved. Cyberbullying and online abuse are never acceptable under any circumstances. I wish Facebook weren't such a time-waster just as much as you do. And reposting news that falsifies facts while pretending to be legitimate news is another problem that needs to be fixed. But I don't think it's Mark Zuckerberg's job to fix all of Facebook's problems. Some of those problems are your job to fix and my job to fix. If there is clickbait on Facebook, it isn't Mark Zuckerberg's responsibility to prevent it from being spread. You and I should stop spreading it. If there is fake news on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg shouldn't need to prevent it from being spread. You and I should stop spreading it. Do you realize how easy it is to fact-check some information? Every once in a while, a picture will come up with about 16 po...

How to Give a Compliment Without Being Creepy

I got to BYU - a large university with a lot of beautiful people. Hardly a day goes by when I don't tell some random girl I've never met that she's beautiful. Almost every time, the compliment makes her day. The times when it doesn't, the worst that happens is that she says "thanks" insincerely or in a confused way. It is entirely possible to compliment someone on their looks without being creepy or sexually harassing. Even I can do it, and let's be honest: I can be a jerk of a flirt sometimes. If you don't know someone and your first sentence is a compliment for  the purpose of flirting or otherwise getting the person to like you, then that looks like a compliment, but it's really flattery, and in Dale Carnegie's words "it ought to fail and it usually does." On the other hand, if you sincerely compliment someone with the goal of making their day better, it's almost impossible for this to go wrong. Since sexual harassment i...

I Don't Want The Current X-Men Multiverse To Fit In The MCU

Why don't I want the current X-Men multiverse in the MCU? I don't want the X-Men of the current X-Men multiverse to be fit into the MCU. The MCU has had seamless continuity the whole time (except for that one time). The X-Men multiverse has had such bad continuity that they created an entire movie to fix the continuity, and they STILL managed to throw in more continuity snags. The MCU has had more good films than bad films. The X-Men multiverse has had more bad films than good films. Avengers: Infinity War already has too many characters. X-Men: The Last Stand had too many characters. An Avengers/X-Men crossover is just BEGGING to have no emphasis on any given character. And frankly, I'm ready for the X-Men movies to be done. X-Men: Days of Future Past - The Rogue Cut  was both an excellent movie and an excellent resolution to the series. I'm emotionally resolved enough that I want the series to be done there. Not because the series is bad - but because The Rogue Cu...

Age of Ultron as a Hawkeye Movie

We sometimes say that Tony is the ultimate antagonist of the MCU. We sometimes say that Avengers: Age of Ultron is a movie more about Hawkeye than any other character. But it turns out: You could rewrite Age of Ultron in a way that takes out Cap, Thor, Hulk, and Nat and you would have effectively the same movie. The plot of Avengers: Age of Ultron  is pretty simple: When Tony Stark gets manipulated into creating a robot to protect the planet that goes awry, the rest of the Avengers try to stop the robot from destroying the earth. Cap, Thor, Hulk, and Nat don't actually help  Ultron or the Avengers to succeed in their goals. So let's re-imagine Age of Ultron  as a solo Hawkeye movie. In this version, Hawkeye becomes the main character, and b ecause of their traumatic experiences involving Stark, Wanda and Lame Quicksilver are still villains. Tony is rewritten as an obvious villain, giving us 4 major villains:  Tony, Wanda, Lame Quicksilver, and Ultron, ...