Why exactly did being a gingerbread man mean the townspeople couldn't catch him? Does superspeed just come with the territory of being a gingerbread man? If so, why didn't the townspeople get a second gingerbread man to catch the first?
Here, you'll generally find thoughts on pop culture and random ramblings from the mind of a mindful Millennial that you wouldn't find elsewhere as I ask "Are my thoughts accurate?", "Is the general consensus accurate?", and "Does anyone REALLY know the Muffin Man?"